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Thu Nov 26, 2009, 1:31 PM
Anywhoms as if to fill up the lack of laziness art wise I will be filling with writings here even if no one reads it it all good.

Before I start to talk about the night of children in need I show item A:

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The tale starteth as all good do on a night of friday. After Chicken and Bass (real names no joke) arrived at my abode we set sail for the Duke pub! On the way we met nathan on a bike, made small chat and shimmied on our way. The evening was a crisp chill as we arrived on the scene. Many a pirate was there including the Josh with 2 kittens, his other part 'Metal' Mia, Bass' husband Sophie arrived (because we are cruel to him) and Andy the pirate was in full drinking swing. So was a yorkshire-welshman and Carter dressed in a jacket.

We drank much cider from both Duke and Apple pubs (the Duke being a normal one full of Jazz and the Apple a boat full of cider). Many more people arrived throughout the night and many odd events happened in this short timespace of a few hours.
I danced with a duke barmaid to Jazz whiles Thatchers gold was poured. The same band also played 'I wanna be like you' from the jungle book which I danced to. I bought Lara whose birthday was up and coming a pint! I met someone who goes to the same college as me and swears she hasnt seen me in years (I wear tye dye, this is hard to do) I also talked to a bouncer who has a stripper girlfriend.

Joel appeared from doing the points west children in need gig on TV! In full pudsey meets alex from clockwork orange style with top hat and jacket!
(check his youtube channel [link] and try to ignore the make your own blog ones which are not as good as the rest)

And we drank some more and more and Hatman appeared and stole me power source so i kneed him in the crotch.
Talk of WASSUP! and verious other things were spoken then at a time unknown we (Joel, myself, Andy the pirate and Hatman) shimmied off to the crown pub. We were given flyers on the way. We let them fly.

++note I was either going to be staying the night at Bass' or Hatmans, at this point Bass had gone home so Hatmans it was++

We went to the crown where I had a nice chat with the barmaid and met some men who were women who were men. Ie a dude/ette called Kira (yes like in DN) who was a man who had proper boobs and was half way through a sex change with his/her partner who was their husband/wife who was also halfway. I was well confused and escaped by buying more drinks using Hatmans money. (twas his round) 1 pint o' Thatchers gold, 1 pint of Speckled hen for him, and a sambuka for him too.

It was just after buying these the bouncer appeared and asked for ID. Despite having seen us drinking for awhile. Bastard. (not to be confused with Rick the cool bouncer from before)
As soon as ID was said I started downing and thus i lost only a half pint than a pint of cider. Hatman lost all :(

We removed our selves, from this evil place and met up with some of Joels friends and off to the Bierkeller with us. (A metal club)
Normally its £5 to enter but we shimmied in no probs, no id needed, except Hatman. Thus he left and I was with no place to stay :(
DUN DUN DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


So we raved to metal, found some tinsel to use as a skipping rope cross limbo bar. Comrade Andy lost his glasses :( but all in good spirit and we started the might boosh twirly dance to Gary Numan when it played (WHICH IS AWESOME)

Joel and I left the establishment at like 2.50am and (thanks to him letting me stay at his) located a night bus to his area. We got to the stop and looked at the times but OH NOES! There were no buses on fridays. Just sat and sun....or were there?

In our drunken foolery and low perception we realised this was for sat and sun MORNING ie not friday night but saturday morning. So the bus arrived we paid and shimmied back to his. We had tea, took the picture /\ for his daily booth and ate some peanut butter and jam toast. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I thus went to sleep.

It rained the next day. And I acquired spaced dvd plus bonus disc-both seasons.

Yay.
Enough now, meows

  • Listening to: all the A artists in my comp
  • Reading: -
  • Watching: Metalocalypse S3 E3
  • Playing: Dynasty Warriors 4
  • Eating: Hungry!
  • Drinking: BRB tea

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